Monday, to Grammy, after spelling a long list of words all by himself while doing his "homework":
"This is my dream come true! Mom is going to be so proud of me."
Thursday, after he fell on the sidewalk, and skinned his knees and elbow:
"That's why they call it a sidewalk, you're supposed to walk, not run!"
Showing off his new found ability to read clock times:
"Mom, let me show you how I can tell time! Six O'tock, Twelve O'tock, Four O'tock..."
After I showed him the blanket I am crocheting and asked what he thought:
"Blanket?? It's got HOLES in it..."
On the phone Friday:
Mater: "I'm doing my home work,"
Me: "Really, what are you learning?"
Mater: "I learned that 1 and 2 makes 12"
Friday night as I was putting him to bed:
"Mom, promise me in the morning, I can eat my head?"
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