Voice on the Radio: And coming up next, a death at Sea World today.
Budman: How in the hell do you die at Sea World??
Me: Drowning? Hungry whale? Sea Lion Rampage? Penguin Attack?
Budman: Yeah, that's it - Penguin Attack.
Me: Some penguins are pretty frightening creatures if I am to believe the book that I read to the boys last week. Some of them can get as much at FOUR feet tall.
Budman: Yeah - the King penguin. Only thing a King penguin is afraid of is a Queen penguin.
Me: You are so weird.
Radio: blah blah blah whale died at Sea World.
Me: You k'now, we totally got screwed out of that story. No angry Sea Lion rampage or anything.
Budman: Yeah, they really had us going...
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
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3 comments:
Oh, hilarious!
Also, you have to watch out for those seals. They just look sweet and cuddly. They have a mean streak!
At least it could've been an otter or walrus. Sheesh.
Oooh...I was just at Sea World and let me tell you, some of those penguins ARE big. And scary.
And as we were watching "Shamu" I was thinking about how easy it would be for that thing to miss it's mark and land outside the water and smush a bunch of people. And itself, I suppose.
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