Here are a list of search terms used to find my blog. And a lazy excuse for me to direct you to old posts, so you can catch up on the wonder that is me, and I won't actually have to come up with new content. Sorry guys, my brain is just still too sleepy... Bring on the weekend!!!
why is it called beauty sleep - Just a guess, hon, but I'd have to say - 'cause it's supposed to make you beautiful.
hot mamas have long hair - I beg to differ my friend... I get a lot of searches for swing bob hair cut pictures and pictures swing bob hair. Not terribly interesting, but my posts are here and here. **(Wait, not to say that mamas with long hair aren't hot, I just meant that they aren't the only ones...)**
homemade mums for homecoming - This one didn't take long. And yes, this one came from a Texas searcher.
choking the chicken - I TOLD YOU I was gonna get searches for that!!!
one-legged man breakfast - I'm assuming that you can eat the same breakfast as the two-legged men do. We didn't have any one-legged men at our breakfast
shots for school - we didn't need them after all. And my little weirdos were actually dissapointed about it!!
alzheimer's memory walk in bogspot - I don't know where Bogspot is, (probably Alabama), but I'm doing the Alzheimer's Walk in FW.
an empty mind - I gots one!!
sarah sunshine porn - This is a terrific porn name!! I'm assuming that it's already taken, since someone went looking for it. Not that I'm looking for a porn name. What are you trying to say??
My all time favorites: These are so old, they don't even show up on my stats anymore.
Empty mind of a child - we have some of those!!
Monkey fart hamburger - I'm actually speechless. For once.
I hope these were entertaining, and that you have a wonderful day.
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It's a sad day for the California Raisins. Motown songwriter, Norman Whitfield, 67, died Tuesday from complications of diabetes. He co-wrote some well known songs, including "I Heard It Through the Grapevine," "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" and "Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me). According to the Washington Post article I linked, his list of song credits is extensive.
3 comments:
monkey fart hamburger? i don't know what to say to that one. it's freaky. i don't ever check. i prefer not knowing.
Ah, choking the chicken! That one still makes me chuckle!
Congrats on your first-place status!
I thought of my porn name recently: Mia Culpa.
There may have been alcohol involved. But I still like it.
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