Monkey to me this weekend after showing off his awesome basketball dribbling skills:
Monkey: I did that for freedom.
Mater: Mom, can I tell you another secret?
Mater: Yours butt is bigger than Daddy's
Me: Thanks, Mater.
Monkey, one morning as he and Mater are in the bathroom going potty (After a particularly impressive pee.)
Monkey: Mater hasn't gone yet - That's ALL me!